Monday, May 13, 2013

Shortness of breath...

You'd think I'd just played tag with a hundred kindergartners.  Nope.  In fact if you thought that I'd done any sort of physical exertion you'd be incorrect.  What was the cause for the sudden difficulty in breathing?

The shortness of breath was nothing more than reaching down to tie my shoe.  As I did so my gut was pushed up into my ribcage making it hard for me to breath.

Stupid gut. 

It asked me to give it a ride about 5 years ago.  I didn't say yes, but then again I didn't exactly say no either.  Apparently, I was for sale at a relatively low price and he took up residence in some prime real-estate just around my midsection.

I tried to serve an eviction notice tonight...

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